* I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
* Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
* Have you ever been walking down the street and realized thatyou're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in thedirection from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.
* Do you remember when you were a kid, playing Nintendo and it wouldn't work? You take the cartridge out, blow in it and that would magically fix the problem. Every kid in America did that, but how did we all know how to fix the problem? There was no internet or message boards or FAQ's. We just figured it out. Today's kids are soft.
* How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
* I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each handthan take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
* How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said?
* I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teamsup to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong:)
* MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sureI know how to get out of my neighborhood.